One for Simbaby

Doodles is sick today, so him and I drove daddy and sissy to church and dropped them off, as we didn't want him spreading his lurgy around church and us getting it back in a few weeks.

On the way back home, we had this conversation:

Doodles: Mummy
Mom: Yes?
Doodles: Did you have crayons when you was a little girl?
Mom: Yes I did
Doodles: No, I mean when you was 5 or 4, did they actually make crayons then?
Mom: Yes, I'm not that old!
Doodles: What could they have used back then?
Mom: Wax, just like todays crayons.
Doodles: So daddy had crayons too, since your so much older?
Mom: Is there a point to this conversation?
Doodles: Yes
Mom: What is it, to make me feel old?
Doodles: No, your only *bbbbeeeepppp*
Mom: Why did you beep?
Doodles: So I wouldnt' say your age.
Mom: Thanks, I think
Doodles: Mummy
Mom: Yes?
Doodles: You really had wax crayons back then??

So, Simbaby, could you please let Doodles know that yes, there was crayons, way back when!

Heat to the Herat (heart)

I have heat to the herat, baby
O ye ye ye yeeees My herat is so cold
I have to heat it up. YES! YES! YES!!!
In 1974 I did not need to heat up my heart,
then becuse I didn't have one.
I'm not lieing yes yes yesss!!!!
yyyyyyyeeeeeeee

This is an exact copy(spelling and all!) of the song written by Doodles.
He's very proud of it, but has decided that songwriting is not his thing.... lol