Tuesday, 24 November 2009
Monday, 23 November 2009
Baby Part II
Ring.....
Ring.....
Ring....
Hello?
DD: Hi mum, you okay today?
Mom: Yep, how are you? You work today?
DD: Yes, but not till 4pm. Get off at midnight.
Mom: How you getting home?
DD: I'm walking.
Mom: Your not walking alone are you?
DD: *sounds like rolling her eyes* Of course not mum, I have friends walking with me.
I'm not dumb.
Mom: Okay, just checking.
Mom: What's up?
DD: Remember the present Widget brought me??
Mom: Yep.
DD: It wasn't a mouse.
Mom: Okay, what was it?
DD: baby boy
Mom: Oh no! How did Widget get Diesel?
DD: Diesel escaped his cage and got out of the bathroom somehow.
Mom: Poor Widget!
DD: What?!? poor Widget??
Mom: yes! you was mad wasn't you?
DD: Well, yeah!
Mom: you ignored Widget, didn't you?
DD: yea, all day.
Mom: So, let me get this straight..........
you ignored a tiny kitten, who is use to constant love and attention when your home, for doing what any cat would do, and catch a mouse (who in the case was NOT a mouse and in this case escaped a cage on it's own) and bring it to you, her mommy, who she thought would praise her and be happy with her for doing her job.
DD: Mum?
Mom: huh?
DD: How do you do that?
Mom: Do what?
DD: Make me feel guilty, by not actually saying I did anything wrong.
Mom: Practice
DD: Mum?
Mom: Huh?
DD: I gotta go, I need to play with Widget, huh?
Mom: Yep, I'm sure she's sad.
DD: Mum? I love you.
Mom: Love you too.
DD: Thank you.
Ring.....
Ring....
Hello?
DD: Hi mum, you okay today?
Mom: Yep, how are you? You work today?
DD: Yes, but not till 4pm. Get off at midnight.
Mom: How you getting home?
DD: I'm walking.
Mom: Your not walking alone are you?
DD: *sounds like rolling her eyes* Of course not mum, I have friends walking with me.
I'm not dumb.
Mom: Okay, just checking.
Mom: What's up?
DD: Remember the present Widget brought me??
Mom: Yep.
DD: It wasn't a mouse.
Mom: Okay, what was it?
DD: baby boy
Mom: Oh no! How did Widget get Diesel?
DD: Diesel escaped his cage and got out of the bathroom somehow.
Mom: Poor Widget!
DD: What?!? poor Widget??
Mom: yes! you was mad wasn't you?
DD: Well, yeah!
Mom: you ignored Widget, didn't you?
DD: yea, all day.
Mom: So, let me get this straight..........
you ignored a tiny kitten, who is use to constant love and attention when your home, for doing what any cat would do, and catch a mouse (who in the case was NOT a mouse and in this case escaped a cage on it's own) and bring it to you, her mommy, who she thought would praise her and be happy with her for doing her job.
DD: Mum?
Mom: huh?
DD: How do you do that?
Mom: Do what?
DD: Make me feel guilty, by not actually saying I did anything wrong.
Mom: Practice
DD: Mum?
Mom: Huh?
DD: I gotta go, I need to play with Widget, huh?
Mom: Yep, I'm sure she's sad.
DD: Mum? I love you.
Mom: Love you too.
DD: Thank you.
Diesel
Have I ever told you about Diesel?
Diesel is DD's pet russian miniature hamster. I've babysat with Diesel many times, he is so cute and tiny.
About 2 inches long and very cuddly.
DD has had Diesel about 2 yrs. I enjoyed babysitting him, as he had this plastic ball I could put him in and he'd roll all around the floor.
Diesel is DD's pet russian miniature hamster. I've babysat with Diesel many times, he is so cute and tiny.
About 2 inches long and very cuddly.
DD has had Diesel about 2 yrs. I enjoyed babysitting him, as he had this plastic ball I could put him in and he'd roll all around the floor.
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